suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

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why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

(via officialfrenchtoast)

  • antagonist: this fight is over. - turns around -
  • protagonist: -gets up and coughs up blood. - NoT YET
  • antagonist: dude what you're like almost cut in half? like just take the loss this time like i'll even call you an ambulance
  • protagonist: CUT THE BULLSHIT I'M GONNA WIN --
  • antagonist: dude how is your spine supporting your body do you even believe in biology?? gross

coeur-de-porcelaine:

thehowlingwolf:

chickdeney:

I’m gonna fucking go postal on 4chan I s2g

A woman can’t even think or talk about wanting equal rights/treatment without consequences, and they wonder why we still need feminism smfh

”In a textbook example of why feminism isn’t just a women’s issue”

What a weird take on it. More like ”in a textbook example of males reacting violently and threateningly to put a woman back in her place.”

(via nextyearsgirl)

daffydthomas:

My neighbours cat likes making me late for my school bus (also excuse my gross wheezing of a laughter„)

(via derpycats)

plantybabe:

Girls are such beautiful creatures but u only ever see a hot guy like once a blue moon on the 3rd last tuesday of july at exactly 12:35 or u miss it

(via queenmoeblob)

rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

(via ruinedchildhood)

(via renagerie)

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

(via iguanamouth)